Long distance relationships text messages

#Long distance relationships text messages how to

вЂњWant to learn how someone really handles frustration? Put them in a long distance relationship and give them a slow internet connection.вЂќ вЂњHim: вЂњI miss you so muchвЂ¦ When we finally get to be together, IвЂ™m never going to let you out of my sight again.вЂќ Her: вЂњAw, honey. It reminds us that every moment together is special, and every second together should be cherishedвЂ¦ And just like when I was in school, IвЂ™d rather skip class and kiss you in the stairwell.вЂќ

#Long distance relationships text messages how to

вЂњBeing in a long distance relationship is like being in school all over again: Distance teaches us to appreciate the days that we get to spend together and how to define patience. But that just means IвЂ™ll have the grand adventure of learning to love new things about you when weвЂ™re together again. WE are going to change while we are separated. Things are going to change while weвЂ™re separated. It means being separated and nothing changes. вЂњThey say, true love doesnвЂ™t mean being inseparable. And no diving in headfirst, even if the water looks deep enough.вЂќ вЂњThe rules of long distance relationships should be the same as those posted at public pools: Walk, donвЂ™t run. You also annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you.вЂќ If that isnвЂ™t true love, then please tell me what is.вЂќ I fell in love with his soul before I could even touch his skin. вЂњI wonder why people still underestimate the authenticity of long distance relationships. вЂњWhen something is missing in your life, it usually turns out to be someone.вЂќ P.S., I wrote this message while I was on the toilet.вЂќ вЂњI miss you so much, that I canвЂ™t stop thinking about you no matter what I am doing. вЂњThey say long distance relationships will teach you to communicate wellвЂ¦ We should be mind-readers by now.вЂќ вЂњIf you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you.вЂќ вЂњI know they say that only the strongest of couples can stay apart but, really, strength is overrated when itвЂ™s stacked up against togetherness. Try being in a long distance relationship and get back to me.вЂќ вЂњAw, your boyfriendвЂ™s at work and you miss him? ThatвЂ™s cute. вЂњI wish I could copy and paste you into my bed.вЂќ вЂњI miss you like an idiot misses the point.вЂќ That, вЂњYou hang up first,вЂќ No, YOU hang up firstвЂќ crap is really only funny the first two or three hundred times.вЂќ вЂњThis message is to let you know that your girlfriend is having a hard time coping up with your absence. вЂњIf anyone asks me вЂњwhat is hell?вЂќ I would answer вЂњDistance between two people who love each other.вЂќ If you donвЂ™t, I will drive to you and kick your butt.вЂќ вЂњYou are formally invited to delight me with a surprise visit during the long weekend. вЂњWhoever coined the term вЂњabsence makes a heart grow fonder,вЂќ was an idiot. вЂњDefinition of a long distance relationship: Inconveniently the most effective way to find out if you really love each other.вЂќ